tim hentzell the books

tim hentzell the web site

the man

the comedy

isbn: 1-4116-2600-1

a compilation of short stories with a twist of humor.

the butterfly

second story

getting lucky

homework blues

needlepoint in the afternoon

mom's garden

the shaft

tub dreaming

the medic

one step ahead

plain white envelopes

embarrassing happenings on the road

the rooster and the kid

awake at three

listen to "watch the birdie"

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so, you're a comedian, tell me a joke

isbn: 1-4116-2601-x

if you have ever wanted to perform stand up comedy, this is the place to start. this book is a whimsical look at the business of being funny. it is written with a hint of truth and humor. the examples and exercises will get someone on the road to writing and performing their own brand of comedy.

a book with multiple uses, so, you're a comedian, tell me a joke is on the top of the list.
what better way to keep a door from being closed on a windy than using this 57 page book.
the attractive cover was designed for the most discriminating homeowner. the muted brick design and convenient words on the cover will give the ambiance of being in a library. most children will find the paper to be the right consistency for teething. with the laminated cover, messes are easy to clean.
even restaurants will discover the diversity in so, you're a comedian, tell me a joke by using it to level lopsided tables. the paper is a high quality that will allow waiters to put plates straight from the oven and carry them safely to the table.
the construction industry can benefit by using the standard trade paperback size of 6x9 to reconfirm measurements.
going on a camping trip, take an extra book along for those cold mornings when you need to start that fire. so, you're a comedian, tell me a joke is made of high quality paper that is easily cut into thin strips for kindling. not only is it used around the campsite it can replace the dried leaves when you need to feel your freshest after visiting the facilities.
the last use for so, you're a comedian, tell me a joke is to learn how to be a stand up comedian. for the average reader at a 6th grade level will find the words in the english language easy to understand.

listen to the introduction

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welcome to the stage, harlan glenn

the vampire comedian

the continuing story of harlan glenn from the first book by tim hentzell. harlan glenn is not your usual vampire. he works as a stand up comedian. his life is filled with the trials of being a creature that feeds on blood, but has a dream of being famous. most of his fellow vampires despise his profession, they like to keep a low profile.

harlan glenn is the breakout novel that will put tim on the road to stardom, or it will take him to the next level in the story of his life.

the power of three

every person has a special gift.

derek knew he was different, but he didn't know he would be teaming with two cohorts that would take him on a fantastic quest to save his town. follow the three as they journey to the dark side of the human animal.